Folsom Prison Feels
Raise your hand if you got the feels.
*DJs at your wedding*
*plays only power metal and refuses to break eye contact with your father*
This speaks volumes.
I just discovered about 50 large city planning maps from the 70s-90s down by the recycling, so I hauled them up to my apartment because maps.
i’m gonna be a DJ who specializes in elevator music and the garbage that plays when you call a company and they put you on...
my life plan after graduating is:
- get an apartment
- find a job
- buy a dog
- figure out how credit cards work
I’m playing a Mario cart drinking game. Finish your beer before you cross the finish line. No drinking and driving, chug your beer...
Tonight, I’m watching the Dark Knight and the Dark Knight Returns with two bottles of wine, some lasagna, and no clothes. Who wants to join?