This is way funnier than it should be.
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via damnthatswhatshesaid)
DJ Wild Yeti has a completely nonfictional and rather interesting biography but it would probably just sound like every other DJ bio you've read. Instead he just leaves you with this haiku:
I throw good parties,
But my poetry is bad,
Dance dance dance dance dance. Ask the Yeti Requests
I throw good parties,
But my poetry is bad,
Dance dance dance dance dance. Ask the Yeti Requests
May 14, 2013
May 13, 2013
So “Teddy Roosevelt Mascot” is the best thing ive ever googled ever.
i literally can not be upset about anything ever again
I go to Nats games just to watch the Presidents’ race. True story.
(via pleatedjeans)
May 12, 2013
May 11, 2013
PUNK’D
Before unveiling a new album Random Access Memories, their first in eight years, on May 21, Daft Punk sits down for an interview with Sky Ferreira
(via retrofutureshock)
May 10, 2013
A cartoon by Shannon Wheeler. For more cartoons from the issue: http://nyr.kr/106KD9I
May 10, 2013
It’s official: 8% of Americans are not sure if they’ve been to the club.
Think pieces in 5, 3, 2…
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. ONLY 17% OF AMERICANS HAVE BEEN TO THE CLUB. WE MUST FIX THIS.
May 9, 2013
gq:
“It’s always this thing where we’re constantly waiting for something that will come in electronic music that says, ‘Daft Punk sucks!’ That’s actually much more interesting and exciting than someone who is paying homage.” - Thomas Bangalter
May 8, 2013
May 7, 2013
DAY 20/100
Stephen Hawking’s: “ALIEN v. PREDATOR: New Answers to the Ultimate Questions of Life”
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why is my hair not bubblegum pink
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“Most people would rather stay home and watch Casablanca for the fourth time or the 10th time on Turner Classic Movies than go see Matrix 12 or...”
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A well dressed man is more attractive to me than a shirtless man with a six pack
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“I am an alcohol enthusiast, but I am not an alcohol evangelist. I don’t think that people who don’t drink should, but I think that if you do drink...”
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Roundup of DIY Galaxy and Glow In The Dark Jars Tutorials. What I found for searching for good tutorials: lots of identical...
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“We’re like, a cool family because we have a Keurig.”— my mother
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new rule: look at the stars more often. much, much more.
