This is way funnier than it should be.
So “Teddy Roosevelt Mascot” is the best thing ive ever googled ever.
i literally can not be upset about anything ever again
I go to Nats games just to watch the Presidents’ race. True story.
Before unveiling a new album Random Access Memories, their first in eight years, on May 21, Daft Punk sits down for an interview with Sky Ferreira
It’s official: 8% of Americans are not sure if they’ve been to the club.
Think pieces in 5, 3, 2…
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. ONLY 17% OF AMERICANS HAVE BEEN TO THE CLUB. WE MUST FIX THIS.
“It’s always this thing where we’re constantly waiting for something that will come in electronic music that says, ‘Daft Punk sucks!’ That’s actually much more interesting and exciting than someone who is paying homage.” - Thomas Bangalter
Stephen Hawking’s: “ALIEN v. PREDATOR: New Answers to the Ultimate Questions of Life”
why is my hair not bubblegum pink
“Most people would rather stay home and watch Casablanca for the fourth time or the 10th time on Turner Classic Movies than go see Matrix 12 or...”
“I am an alcohol enthusiast, but I am not an alcohol evangelist. I don’t think that people who don’t drink should, but I think that if you do drink...”
“We’re like, a cool family because we have a Keurig.”— my mother
new rule: look at the stars more often. much, much more.